Yes, this is back.
No, nobody asked for it.
Private Party (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen) vs Best Friends (Chuck Taylor & Trent)
Expected smoother WD40, lads? Fun enough match, mind
Casino Ladder match: Darby Allin vs. Colt Cabana vs. Orange Cassidy vs. Joey Janela vs. Scorpio Sky vs. Kip Sabian vs. Frankie Kazarian vs. Luchasaurus vs. TBA
BRIAN F'N CAGE
Sanka... Darby, you dead mon? Far more than nine here
MJF (w/ Wardlow) vs Jungle Boy
Stole the flippin' show Predictable result, though MJF = next champ
Tournament Finals for the inaugural TNT Championship: Cody (w/ Arn Anderson & Brandi Rhodes) vs Lance Archer (w/ Jake Roberts)
Action Man toy belt Mike hamming like it's his roast TYSON AND ROBERTS!
Penelope Ford vs Kris Statlander
Alright for a sub Love Kip selling ladder war Finish? Bazinga!
Dustin Rhodes vs Shawn Spears (w/ Tully Blanchard)
Tuxedo match now? Worst Rick Rude tribute ever At least Dustin won
No DQ, no countout for the AEW Women’s Championship: Nyla Rose (c) vs Hikaru Shida
Fuelled by emotions Division-saving efforts RIP Hana
AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley (c) vs The Exalted One, Mr. Brodie Lee
Crucial Lee showing Better than crap Vince mocking Proper false finish
Stadium Stampede: The Elite vs Inner Circle
Marmite in a match Hangman/Hager drink-off, PLEASE Drowning spot... really?
If reading this left you feeling like an outdated attention-seeking podcast producer, yearning for the GOOD OLD DAYS OF RASSLIN REVIEWS and mad at me for KILLIN’ THE DAMN BUSINESS, please check out Mike Paul’s definitive rundown of Double or Nothing here.